Low-Key Lysmith

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  Is this funny or have I just become completely corrupted by "this ole system"?

  by gubberningbody in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5btldcjozq.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  The original version of this song (My D*ck) by Mickey Avalon is much wittier and funnier.....

  I absolutely cannot stand Margaret Cho. Talentless, joke-recycling hack.
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  What was your experience of working at an assembly hall build?

  by Heartofaboy in

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  i volunteered to help out at an assembly hall build about an hour away from where i live.. i thought it would be an amazing experience & was looking forward to it very much.. when i went to reception i was asked if i had any trade skills, it was just about then i began to realise because i had no 'blue collar' trade skills i would be treated as a lesser person.........maybe even a slight nuisance.. as all the 'brothers' busily carried out their 'manly' tasks it became quite a discouraging experience because i found other 'unskilled' jw's guarded their jobs very closely & said they did not need any help.. if it was a place of christian joy i did not find.. .

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  I used to go to them to meet chicks.
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  what religion are you now?

  by deservingone26 in

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  its been a while since ive been on how is everyone doing?

  but just curious after you left jehovahs witnesses did you look into other religions?

  or are any of you currently involved in any other religions now?.

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  I'm pretty much a devoted, fanatical member of the Church of Fly Fishing, with the mighty Steelhead being my patron saint.

  Seriously though, when I'm out on the river with my fly rod in hand, I feel like I am doing what I am meant to do. When a fish slams my hand-tied fly, I feel as though i am getting my reward, or, a blessing, if you will.
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  Should I date her?

  by Iamallcool in

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  2. relationships

  i just met a lady that is just okay looking and she has a female relative that is a very hot celebrity.

  i would love to meet her thru her.

  am i that bad?

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  The act of using someone with alterior motives is wrong. Period.
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  It's Friday! Let's Drink Some Whisk(e)y!! (Responsibly, Of Course)

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as some of you know, i am employed as master of whisky for seattle (pac nw).

  i represent diageo n america's whisk(e)y portfolio.. this includes: johnnie walker, the classic malts of scotland, bushmills irish whiskey, crown royal, bulleit bourbon and rye whiskey, george dickel tennessee whisky, and bucchanan's blended scotch whisky.. my job basically involves speaking publicly about the whiskies, hosting and presenting whisk(e)y tastings and dinners, and educating bar & restaurant staff about whisk(e)y. tough gig, i know.. my mow bio & pic can be found on crown royal's website here: http://www.crownroyal.com/west-masters/breck-taylor.

  i was thinking about putting a featured whisky of the week up here every friday.

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  OK, OK, S I know I'm a day late. I hav espent the majority of my time this weekend at the Skagit valley Highland Games in Mt Vernon, WA.

  Never too late for a good whisky post, tonight, I've had a dram or three of the Auchentoshan Triple Wood. Mainly aged in ex-boubon barrels from the good Ol' USA, then finished n Spanish Oloroso Sherry and Pedro Ximinex Sherry casks. One of the few Scottish maltrs that is triple distilled as in the tradtion of Irish whiskeys. Light, gentle., and friendly. A truly fine Scotch single malt, if there ever was one. Slainte Mhath!
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  I have decided to leave

  by umadevi in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have read coc, ccmc, isocf and captive of a concept.

  i have been fading since april.

  i have nothing to hold me back in wbts so i have decided to leave it.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Congrats! You have made the best decision of your life. Let the good life start NOW!
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  Can angels flap their wings

  by Joey Jo-Jo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  where did this idea that angels came from the sky flapping their wings?

  were in the bible does it say that angels had wings?

  aren't angels just messangers?.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  Angels didn't have wings. They had spacecraft.
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  Well the dirty piece of trash got off.

  by sooner7nc in

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  http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-acquitted-killing-young-daughter-191600480.html .

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  I swear man, people get way too emotionally invested in this tabloid crap.

  That's about the long & short of it, right there.

  People die every day, including children. In this case, the media got hold of a juicy story and ran with it. Nothing new there. As a result, people want their eye-for-an-eye revenge.

  Sure, she was pretty much proven to be a disgraceful parent; an irresponsible, selfish party girl; and a liar. This is why everyone wants to see her burned at the stake.
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  I prayed for a Kitty today

  by pedal power in

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  me and my wife,a non jw,took her 3 year old country cat to see the vet in edinburgh, i left her at the vets with the cat and went to work, i gave her 20 pounds and told her to get a cab into town to meet me at work.

  the vet removes the chicken bone from the cats throat,{the little bastard stole it ,when we were not looking} anyway she gets a bus with cat into town,cost only 1 pound, she does not get cab she keeps 19pounds.

  typical, only the cat manages to wriggle out the basket,on princess street, terrified runs helter skelter accross 2, 4 lane highways, avoiding buses taxis,ect, my wife terrified screaming down the phone at me,to come and protect and save her beloved cat.f__k ,my whole world was collapsing before me, i prayed that kitty would live, my wife is sensitive, and she would have been inconsolable had the kitty died on her watch, so i ran out of work, drove through red lights, and prayed,that the little cat survived.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  I agree with NN. You saved the day, man. Pets rely on their owners for food, shelter, love and protection. You did the right thing.

  My wife & I don't have any kids. We have a cat & two dogs. They are each every bit a part of the family and we love them all dearly. My wife would panic as well if in the same situation.
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  It's could've damn you! COULD'VE!! Not "could of". Aaaaaaargh!

  by nicolaou in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0cd2cocs.

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  One that gets me all fired up is the daytime TV commercial for a trade college in which a woman declares "if I could do it, anyone could do it". Grrrrrrrrr!

  Another one I really hate is when people type "use to" when they should be typing "used to".

  I used to work for a local brewpub chain called "McMenamins". All too often, I would hear it pronounced "McMenimums".

  There is a brewery in Portland, Oregon called "Widmer Bros". Almost everyone goes to the bar and asks for a "Wind-meer".